Updated  25th  August - 17.40pm - No  Game - Manny  Fagnets - Kick  Off  Time Changes For  -  Dutch  Gas v Passheads / Simply  Red v Fake F.C.

 

Prem  Title,  The  Title  No  Wants  To  Win  !!

The leadership in the Premier Division once again changed hands this week. Fake F.C. are the new leaders after they recorded a 5-0 win over doomed Pimp My Side despite the heroics of Pimp keeper Darren Curtis. Former leaders No Honey Badgers cancelled their scheduled match with Manny Fagnets and the resulting 6-0 defeat dropped them to 2nd and lifted Manny Fagnets up to 5th but only two wins off top spot. Gemini Doors also benefited from a 6-0 awarded, Simply Red the team to take the loss which keeps them in relegation trouble and puts Gemini 4th now only four points off Fake F.C. Dreamers were about to take a 6-0 win from T.B.C. which would of took them to joint 3rd but their cancellation means they dropped from 4th to 6th. Zsombor Melegh was in outstanding form this week in the Hungarian goalmouth, he pulled off save after save to deny Bristol Wardogs who will also find it hard to push for the title now due to pending suspensions despite remaining in 3rd place. The win keeps Hungarians in 7th place but still firmly in the hunt for honours themselves. Another keeper in fine form was Sam Wooldridge of Dutch Gas, they moved 2nd in Division One after taking the 100% record of Wigan Up The Pub thanks to the narrow 5-4 victory. Former 2nd place Side A Heads were the latest victims of the Titti winning machine, a 5-0 triumph takes Titti to within four points of 3rd place Side A Heads and a chance of taking honours despite their disastrous start to the season. Cleve F.C. did their chance of honours no good as they failed to show for their match with Warmley Rovers who's resulting 6-0 win lifted them above Top Gas after they crashed 3-1 against Passheads thanks to two late Dean Dagger strikes. Nathan Curnock went one better, he secured a hatrick for the second week running in Old Skool's 7-1 win over Outfit F.C.


    25th  August   2008 -  17.40pm   comments 

             *   In Results = 6-0 Defeat Due To Cancellation Of Fixture

 

Premier  Division

Results  For  -  24th  August  -  Week  Twelve

Fake  F.C. 5 V 0 Pimp  My  Side
Bristol  Wardogs 4 V 6 Hungarian  Aces
Gemini  Doors 1 V 2 Manny  Fagnets  -  Friendly
Gemini  Doors 6 V 0 Simply  Red  *
Manny  Fagnets 6 V 0 No  Honey  Badgers   *
Dreamers   *   V   T. B. C.
6 - 0  Defeat  Both  Teams   V   6 - 0  Defeat  Both  Teams

Fixtures  For  -  31st  August  -  Week  Thirteen

6.00  -  Fake  F.C.   V   Simply  Red
6.40  -  Bristol  Wardogs   V   No  Honey  Badgers
6.40  -  Hungarian  Aces   V   Pimp  My  Side
7.20  -  Gemini  Doors   V   Dreamers
Manny  Fagnets 6 V 0 T. B. C.

 

PREMIER  DIVISION P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Fake  F.C. 12 8 2 0 2 48 17 +31 28
 (2) No  Honey  Badgers 12 7 3 0 2 38 22 +16 27
 (3) Bristol  Wardogs 12 7 2 0 3 50 31 +19 25
 (4) Gemini  Doors 12 6 3 0 3 39 35 + 4 24
 (5) Manny  Fagnets 12 6 2 0 4 39 24 +15 22
 (6) Dreamers 12 7 0 0 5 36 37 - 1 21
 (7) Hungarian  Aces 12 6 1 0 5 44 37 + 7 20
 (8) Simply  Red 12 4 0 0 8 19 38 -19 12
 (9) T. B. C. 12 0 2 0 10 12 47 -35 5
 (10) Pimp  My  Side 12 0 1 0 11 18 67 -49 2

  Player  Of  The  Night  -  Darren  Curtis  -  Pimp  My  Side

Joint  With

Player  Of  The  Night  -  Zsombor  Melegh  -  Hungarian  Aces

 

Division  One

Results  For  -  24th  August  -  Week  Twelve

Cleve  F.C.  -  Admin  Rule  2 0 V 6 Warmley  Rovers
Side  A  Heads 0 V 5 Titti  F.C.
Old  Skool 7 V 1 Outfit  F.C.
Dutch  Gas 5 V 4 Wigan  Up  The  Pub
Passheads 3 V 1 Top  Gas

Fixtures  For  -  31st  August  -  Week  Thirteen

6.00  -  Cleve  F.C.   V   Top  Gas
6.00  -  Side  A  Heads   V   Old  Skool
6.40  -  Outfit  F.C.   V   Warmley  Rovers
7.20  -  Titti  F.C.   V   Wigan  Up  The  Pub
7.20  -  Passheads   V   Dutch  Gas

 

DIVISION  ONE P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Wigan  Up  The  Pub 12 11 0 0 1 83 18 +65 33
 (2) Dutch  Gas 12 8 1 0 3 54 26 +28 26
 (3) Side  A  Heads 12 7 2 0 3 38 32 + 6 25
 (4) Cleve  F.C. 12 7 1 0 4 49 29 +20 23
 (5) Titti  F.C. 12 7 0 0 5 47 35 +12 21
 (6) Warmley  Rovers 12 4 2 0 6 25 38 -13 16
 (7) Top  Gas 12 3 2 0 7 41 44 - 3 13
 (8) Old  Skool 12 4 0 0 8 30 40 -10 12
 (9) Passheads 12 2 3 0 7 16 41 -25 12
 (10) Outfit  F.C. 12 1 1 0 10 15 95 -80 5

Player  Of  The  Night  -  Nathan  Curnock  -  Old  Skool

Joint  With

Player  Of  The  Night  -  Sam  Wooldridge  -  Dutch  Gas

Joint  With

Player  Of  The  Night  -  Dean  Dagger  -  Passheads

Goal  Of  The  Night  -  Nathan  Packer  -  Top  Gas

 

    League  Cup  Tables

PLEASE  TAKE  NOTE  OF  NEW  RULE  IN  YOUR  HANDBOOKS  REGARDING  FRIENDLIES  IN  CUP  MATCHES

*   In Results = 6-0 Defeat Due To Cancellation Of Fixture

 

Cup  Group  'A'

Results  For  -  10th  August  -  Week  Three

Side  A  Heads 3 V 6 Dreamers
Warmley  Rovers 2 V 4 Hungarian  Aces
Titti  F.C. 5 V 3 Hungarian  Aces -  Friendly
6-0  Win  Plus  3  Points        

 

CUP  GROUP  ' A ' P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Dreamers 3 3 0 0 0 17 4 +13 9
 (2) Hungarian  Aces 3 3 0 0 0 14 3 +11 9
 (3) Titti  F.C. 3 2 0 0 1 10 6 + 4 6
 (4) Side  A  Heads 3 1 0 0 2 9 11 - 2 3
 (5) Warmley  Rovers 3 0 0 0 3 4 12 - 8 0

Player  Of  The  Night  -  Gyorgy  Turjan  -  Hungarian  Aces

 

Cup  Group  'B'

Results  For  -  10th  August  -  Week  Three

Old  Skool 3 V 2 Cleve  F.C.
Dutch  Gas 4 V 1 Simply  Red  -  Friendly
6-0  Win  Plus  3  Points        
Top  Gas 0 V 1 No  Honey  Badgers

 

CUP  GROUP  ' B ' P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Old  Skool 3 3 0 0 0 15 2 +13 9
 (2) Cleve  F.C. 3 2 0 0 1 13 4 + 9 6
 (3) No  Honey  Badgers 3 2 0 0 1 4 7 - 3 6
 (4) Dutch  Gas 3 1 1 0 1 8 4 + 4 5
 (5) Top  Gas 3 0 1 0 2 2 7 - 5 2

Save  Of  The  Night  -  Craig  Beavis  -  No  Honey  Badgers

Miss  Of  The  Night  ( Proved Costly )  -  Lee  Archer  -  Cleve  F.C.

Own Goal Of The Night ( Proved Even More Costly ) - Lee  Archer - Cleve F.C.

 

   Cup  Group  'C'

Results  For  -  10th  August  -  Week  Three

T. B. C.  *   V   Titti  F.C.  -  Friendly
6-0  Defeat  Plus  -  3  Points        
Passheads 1 V 11 Fake  F.C.
 Gemini  Doors 3 V 4 Manny  Fagnets

 

CUP  GROUP  ' C ' P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Fake  F.C. 3 3 0 0 0 28 2 +26 9
 (2) Manny  Fagnets 3 2 0 0 1 11 14 - 3 6
 (3) Gemini  Doors 3 1 0 0 2 9 8 + 1 3
 (4) Passheads 3 1 0 0 2 7 17 -10 3
 (5) T. B. C.    + 3 1 0 0 2 4 12 - 8 0

+  =  Minus  3  Points  Due  To  Cancelled  Friendly

Miss  Of  The  Night  -  Tom  Whittingham  -  Fake  F.C.

 

Cup  Group  'D'

Results  For  -  10th  August  -  Week  Three

Simply  Red 1 V 4 Dutch  Gas  -  Friendly
6-0  Win  Plus  3  Points        
Bristol  Wardogs  -  No  Team  Sheet  -  Minus  1  Point 17 V 2 Outfit  F.C.  -  Illegal  Player
17 - 2  Defeat  Reversed  Result       17 - 2  Defeat
Pimp  My  Side 0 V 4 Wigan  Up  The  Pub.

 

CUP  GROUP  ' D ' P W Sd Nsd L F A Gd Pts
 (1)    Wigan  Up  The  Pub 3 3 0 0 0 17 4 +13 9
 (2) Simply  Red 3 2 0 0 1 13 6 + 7 6
 (3) Bristol  Wardogs   * 3 2 0 0 1 17 20 - 3 5
 (4) Outfit  F.C. 3 1 0 0 2 9 26 -17 3
 (5) Pimp  My  Side 3 0 0 0 3 5 17 -12 0

*  =  Minus  1  Point  No  Team  Sheet

Player  Of  The  Night

 

League  Cup  Draw

Quarter  Finals

Match  One  -  Winners  Group  'A'  v   Runners  Up  Group  'D'

Match  Two  -  Winners  Group  'B'    v   Runners  Up  Group  'C'

Match  Three  -  Winners  Group  'C'  v   Runners  Up  Group  'B'

Match  Four  -  Winners  Group  'D'   v   Runners  Up  Group  'A'

Semi  Finals

Match  One  -  Winners  Match  One   v   Winners  Match  Three

Match  Two  -  Winners  Match  Two   v   Winners  Match  Four

Final

Winners  Match  One   v   Winners  Match  Two

 

 

League  Results  So  Far  This  Season

Premier  Division

*   In Results = 6-0 Defeat Due To Cancellation Of Fixture

Week  One

Gemini  Doors 3 V 6 Dreamers
Not  So  Athletic 0 V 3 Manny  Fagnets
No  Honey  Badgers 3 V 3 Bristol  Wardogs
Pro  6 0 V 6 Hungarian  Aces
Fake  F.C. 1 V 0 Simply  Red

Pro  6  -  Have  Been  Replaced  By  -  Pimp  My  Side

Week  Two

Gemini  Doors 1 V 0 Simply  Red
No  Honey  Badgers 4 V 0 Manny  Fagnets
Hungarian  Aces 2 V 6 Bristol  Wardogs
Fake  F.C. 7 V 1 Pimp  My  Side
Dreamers 3 V 2 Not  So  Athletic

Week  Three

No  Honey  Badgers 3 V 1 Not  So  Athletic
Hungarian  Aces 3 V 4 Simply  Red
Gemini  Doors 3 V 4 Manny  Fagnets
Pimp  My  Side 2 V 5 Bristol  Wardogs
Fake  F.C. 1 V 2 Dreamers

Week  Four

Manny  Fagnets 5 V 0 Pimp  My  Side
Dreamers 3 V 1 Simply  Red
Hungarian  Aces 1 V 1 No  Honey  Badgers
Fake  F.C. 6 V 0 Bristol  Wardogs  -  Insufficient  Match  Fee
Gemini  Doors 3 V 3 Not  So  Athletic

Week  Five

Gemini  Doors 1 V 7 Fake  F.C.
Bristol  Wardogs 4 V 2 Simply  Red
Pimp  My  Side 3 V 6 No  Honey  Badgers
Dreamers 0 V 4 Manny  Fagnets
Hungarian  Aces 4 V 1 Not  So  Athletic

Week  Six

Manny  Fagnets 2 V 3 Hungarian  Aces
Bristol  Wardogs 2 V 2 Gemini  Doors
Dreamers 1 V 4 No  Honey  Badgers
Not  So  Athletic 1 V 2 Fake  F.C.
Simply  Red 4 V 3 Pimp  My  Side

Week  Seven

Pimp  My  Side 0 V 8 Dreamers
Hungarian  Aces 3 V 5 Gemini  Doors
Fake  F.C. 4 V 4 Manny  Fagnets
Simply  Red 0 V 4 No  Honey  Badgers
Bristol  Wardogs 6 V 0 Not  So  Athletic   *

Week  Eight

Pimp  My  Side 5 V 6 Gemini  Doors
Manny  Fagnets 3 V 4 Bristol  Wardogs
Fake  F.C. 4 V 1 No  Honey  Badgers
Dreamers 4 V 8 Hungarian  Aces
Simply  Red 3 V 2 Not  So  Athletic 

Week  Nine

Pimp  My  Side 2 V 2 Not  So  Athletic
Fake  F.C. 3 V 4 Hungarian  Aces
Gemini  Doors 2 V 2 No  Honey  Badgers
Dreamers 4 V 1 Bristol  Wardogs
Simply  Red 0 V 4 Manny  Fagnets

Week  Ten

No  Honey  Badgers 6 V 0 Not  So  Athletic  -  Admin  Rule  2
Simply  Red 4 V 3 Hungarian  Aces
Gemini  Doors 4 V 2 Manny  Fagnets
Pimp  My  Side 1 V 9 Bristol  Wardogs
Dreamers 1 V 6 Fake  F.C.

Not  So  Athletic  Have  Withdrawn  From  The  League

Week  Eleven

No  Honey  Badgers 4 V 1 Simply  Red
Fake  F.C. 2 V 2 Manny  Fagnets
Pimp  My  Side 1 V 4 Dreamers
Hungarian  Aces 1 V 3 Gemini  Doors
Bristol  Wardogs 6 V 0 T. B. C.

Week  Twelve

Fake  F.C. 5 V 0 Pimp  My  Side
Bristol  Wardogs 4 V 6 Hungarian  Aces
Gemini  Doors 6 V 0 Simply  Red  *
Manny  Fagnets 6 V 0 No  Honey  Badgers   *
Dreamers   *   V   T. B. C.
6 - 0  Defeat  Both  Teams   V   6 - 0  Defeat  Both  Teams

Division  One

*   In Results = 6-0 Defeat Due To Cancellation Of Fixture

Week  One

Old  Skool 0 V 2 Side  A  Heads
Passheads 0 V 1 Dutch  Gas
Cleve  F.C. 2 V 2 Top  Gas
Warmley  Rovers 5 V 1 Outfit  F.C.
Titti  F.C. 1 V 8 Wigan  Up  The  Pub

Week  Two

Old  Skool 4 V 1 Outfit  F.C.
Side  A  Heads 4 V 1 Titti  F.C.
Cleve  F.C. 5 V 0 Warmley  Rovers
Passheads 1 V 3 Top  Gas
Dutch  Gas 4 V 6 Wigan  Up  The  Pub

Week  Three

Side  A  Heads 2 V 2 Warmley  Rovers
Cleve  F.C. 6 V 1 Passheads
Old  Skool 1 V 7 Wigan  Up  The  Pub
Top  Gas 12 V 2 Outfit  F.C.
Titti  F.C. 0 V 5 Dutch  Gas

Week  Four

Side  A  Heads 11 V 1 Outfit  F.C.
Titti  F.C. 1 V 8 Old  Skool
Cleve  F.C. 4 V 6 Wigan  Up  The  Pub
Passheads 3 V 3 Warmley  Rovers
Top  Gas 3 V 3 Dutch  Gas

Week  Five